The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.
- Addison runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
89%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Addison, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.