The Phantom Holding Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Addison is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
88%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Addison scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.