The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Addison gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Addison's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.