The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Addison goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Addison's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.