The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- The QB looks at Addison exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Addison is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
77%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Addison drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.