The Butter-Finger Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ref: "Number Addison, that's a flag." Addison: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Addison, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.