The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Addison scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
75%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Addison's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.