The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Addison gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Addison scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.