The Phantom Holding Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.
- Addison gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Addison's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.