The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Addison sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Addison's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.