The Inch-Short Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Ref: "Number Addison, that's a flag." Addison: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The QB looks at Addison exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
Incantation
Addison, Addison, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.