The Butter-Finger Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Ref: "Number Addison, that's a flag." Addison: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Addison gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Addison scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.