The Snap Count Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Addison was due a breakout.
- Addison does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
90%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Addison drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.