The Hamstring Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- A mysterious flag erases Addison's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
82%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Addison, Addison, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.