The Inch-Short Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- A mysterious flag erases Addison's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Addison gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Addison scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.