The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Addison's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Addison gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Addison's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.