The Snap Count Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Addison's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Addison's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.