The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Addison is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
75%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Addison's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.