The Hamstring Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Addison is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Addison, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.