The Butter-Finger Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Addison runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
72%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Addison's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.