The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.
74%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Addison drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.