The Late Scratch Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Addison's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Addison gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
76%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Addison, Addison, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.