The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- James's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
81%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
James scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.