The Fumble Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over James's stadium. Only over James.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- James is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
James's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.