The Garbage-Time Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- Coach says James is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- James is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
82%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
James's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.