The Fumble Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- The team goes up 21 early and James gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- James breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
79%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
James, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.