The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“A mysterious flag erases James's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- Coach says James is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- James sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
James drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.