The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“Ref: "Number James, that's a flag." James: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- James tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
80%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
James, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.