The Garbage-Time Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- James breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
89%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
James, James, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.