The Committee Backfield Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- A mysterious flag erases James's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- James scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
James drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.