The Snap Count Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- James will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
James's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.