The Phantom Flag Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- James rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
82%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make James's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.