The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- James's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
James's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.