The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- James tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
James scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.