The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“Ref: "Number James, that's a flag." James: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over James's stadium. Only over James.
84%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
James, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.