The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- James's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
90%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
James's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.