The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over James's stadium. Only over James.
- James's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
91%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
James drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.