The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
James's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.