The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- Ref: "Number James, that's a flag." James: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- James's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
James's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.