The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- The broadcast shows James on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- James gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
76%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
James, James, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.