The Snap Count Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- A mysterious flag erases James's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- James rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
81%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
James's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.