The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take James's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.