The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- A mysterious flag erases James's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- James will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
80%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
James, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.