The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- The team goes up 21 early and James gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- James gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
85%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
James scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.