The Hamstring Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- James's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
90%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
James, James, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.