The Stuffed Run Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- Coach says James is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
James, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.