The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- James gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
83%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
James drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.