The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- James will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take James's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.