The Stuffed Run Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“Coach says James is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
James, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.