The Fumble Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- James gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
76%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
James's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.